Last Updated on January 21, 2022 by Marie Bautista
That is, if I can’t have pizzas that we get via Tommaso Pizza.
Note to the clueless, or to the really young, or to those who missed the whole Back to the Future series yesterday at HBO: Back to the Future is a movie way, way back in 1985 about a teenager who was accidentally sent back in time to 1955. The movie was so popular (I must have watched it a million times! I kid not! I practically know all the lines)it had 2 sequels, released back to back in 1989 and 1990.
Dehydrated pizzas are supposedly those pizzas processed by Pizza Hut to the teenie weenie size of a cookie. Through the Black & Decker Hydrator, the small pizza, in a matter of seconds,would rehydrate and morph into a family-sized pizza (or maybe a big-plate pizza…)!
These dehydrated pizzas are packed with the instruction to “Remove From Foil Rehydrate For 2 Seconds.”
I can’t believe it. I go home, pop my dehydrated pizza in my hydrator, while shouting “Dinner is Served!” It is ready. In two minutes!
But, like any too-good-to be true products,this one comes with a caveat:”Do not consume unless fully rehydrated.” I can’t imagine how the pizza will rehydrate inside your stomach lol.
And maybe, that is why three years to go to Back to the Future II’s 2015 and Black and Decker has still to make its hydrator. Hopefully, they are working on it. For the sake of working mothers.
If not, Adrian who wants to be a scientist really bad he is recreating his desk into a laboratory, might make one for me.
Adrian, I am looking at you!